I wouldn't take you on the bike during the thunderstorm

Throwing a fit because he can't have the straightener.

Because 'Safety First'

You wanted my drink

Bath time was over

I was straightening my hair

Mommy was mopping.

I wouldn't let you eat the Tic Tacs you got your father

I put your shoe on again

Because you insisted on not taking a nap this morning and now you're tired.

Mommy was trying to dress you.

Mommy had caused a lot of havoc lately, huh? 

Mommy wouldn't straighten your hair.

Mommy put your shoes on again.

The remote wouldn't fit in the bottle

Mommy wouldn't let you eat hand sanitizer.

Mommy put your shoes on

I wanted you to throw your diaper in the garbage

Because we were getting in the truck? Not sure about this one.

You couldn't get the computer chair through the door.

Mommy won't let you make a mess with the mashed potatoes

Mommy said, 'come on let's get breakfast'

Because you threw your chicken nugget on the floor at Target

You couldn't go pee on the potty